The City of "blah blah blah"..where everybody is having a great time... until there comes this evil guy who tries to destroy, or steal something and after a lot of destruction, to save the city from this bad guy, this super hero comes flying to the rescue, beats up the bad guy...and TADA!!!The day is saved..Peace restored..all thanks to "THE GOOD GUY!"BLEH!!!A typical super hero story...where the Super hero with super powers emerges victorious..
But what about the bad guy??No body...I repeat...NOBODY ever talks about him..People don't even bother to remember his name!!Now how mean is that...
Have you guys even noticed that these villains are the most hard working people you might have ever heard of?
They spend half their lives trying to make a perfect, fail proof plan to achieve their mission. They make the most innovative arms of destruction, they even have scheduled dates to execute their plans.(disciplined people these villains i tell you..)
And every one of them is a fashionista, with beautifully tailored outfits and make up to go with it.(Joker from Batman for instance, he sure needs patience to keep painting his face every now and then!)And yet all we notice is that hefty guy with a cape, a mask and an underwear over his pants flying around with some hideous trumpet music playing in the background.Like seriously!these super-heroes ought to get themselves a make over..sheesh!
In my opinion these super heroes are just high headed show off's.They misuse their powers even..You don't agree?
What about spider man? He goes around town disguised as a pizza delivery boy just to eves drop on the latest gossip around town.(such a girl)
And Batman? that guys got some major issues..hes a lil CUCKOOOO in the head if you ask me..'cause he does not have any super powers, and the only other person he has for company is a butler, so all he does is build some super cool gadgets underground and pretend he is a super hero too(such a wannabe).
Superman, this guy thinks hes really smart. He actually thinks just a pair of glasses and a lock of hair dangling on his forehead is enough to make people not notice that he is the same guy who wears a red thong over girly blue slacks..(weirdo)
Why am I supporting the bad guys you ask me? If you look into this more carefully, these people have been humiliated and rejected a lot of times when they were just normal people. Some sort of injustice or a troubled childhood turns into a growing feeling of vengeance and that is why they turn bad. Not their fault really..
Some of them turn bad just to give these super heroes a chance to show off their super powers. But instead of being grateful these super heroes, wait for the bad guys to do a lot of damage and after all that hard work they come beat them up and go away..why cant they just pretend like they are beating them, instead of giving them such bad bruises!(SADISTS!!)
Not only that...These villains are faithful people..They focus all their attention and hatred on just one particular superhero..Day after day they plot against the same guy..And do these, so called "GOOD GUYS" appreciate this?NAH!!! they just go kicking ass of any random villain who comes up..No commitment in relationships at all!!Now obviously anyone would be fuming with anger at such disrespectful behavior!
Do you still think these villains should be deprived of the spotlight? Don't you think you should start collecting more action figures and posters of villains instead of these superheroes?Give it a thought..Support a bad guy for a change.. and make this world a better place..( Start by teaching Grown up men to wear their undies first and then their pants)..
PEACE OUT!!
